The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
- Freiermuth tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Freiermuth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.