The Invisible Route Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Freiermuth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Freiermuth's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.