The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The broadcast shows Freiermuth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.