The Hamstring Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“The broadcast shows Freiermuth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Freiermuth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Colston Loveland
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- Sam LaPorta
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- Tucker Kraft
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- DK Metcalf
- George Kittle
FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.