The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
- Freiermuth catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Freiermuth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.