The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- The broadcast shows Freiermuth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Freiermuth will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Freiermuth, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.