The Snap Count Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Freiermuth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.