The Invisible Route Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Freiermuth gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
77%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Freiermuth, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.