The Phantom Flag Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Freiermuth's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Freiermuth drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.