The Snap Count Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Freiermuth tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Freiermuth's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.