The Late Scratch Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- Freiermuth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Freiermuth catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
88%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Freiermuth scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.