The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pat Freiermuth
Pat Freiermuth · PIT · TE
“Freiermuth is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Freiermuth's week
- The broadcast shows Freiermuth on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Freiermuth is already "Questionable" with that illness. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Freiermuth, Freiermuth, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pat Freiermuth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pat Freiermuth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pat Freiermuth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.