The Mystery Tweak Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
78%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Eagles drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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Hex someone else
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- Jake Elliott
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- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.