The Hamstring Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
81%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Eagles, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.