The Garbage-Time Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Eagles drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Eli Stowers
- Dontayvion Wicks
- Jake Elliott
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.