The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
89%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Eagles's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.