The Garbage-Time Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
85%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Eagles's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Eli Stowers
- Dontayvion Wicks
- Jake Elliott
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.