The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
87%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Eagles scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.