The Bad Spot Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
88%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Eagles scores zero, past belief!
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- Jake Elliott
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.