The Blown Coverage Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Eagles, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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Hex someone else
- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Eli Stowers
- Dontayvion Wicks
- Jake Elliott
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.