The Garbage-Time Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Steelers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
90%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Steelers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.