The Late Scratch Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Steelers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
73%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Steelers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.