The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
83%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Steelers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
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- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.