The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Steelers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
76%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Steelers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.