The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Steelers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Steelers scores zero, past belief!
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.