The Late Scratch Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
76%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Steelers scores zero, past belief!
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- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
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FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.