The Late Scratch Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
88%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Steelers scores zero, past belief!
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.