The Garbage-Time Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Steelers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Steelers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
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- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.