The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Steelers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
85%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Steelers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.