The Late Scratch Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Steelers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Steelers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.