The Garbage-Time Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Steelers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Steelers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.