The Hamstring Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Steelers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
84%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Steelers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.