The Phantom Flag Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Steelers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
78%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Steelers scores zero, past belief!
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- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.