The Blown Coverage Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Steelers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
74%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Steelers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.