The Garbage-Time Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Steelers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
77%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Steelers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.