The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Steelers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
75%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Steelers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.