The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Fitzgerald trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Fitzgerald gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Fitzgerald, Fitzgerald, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.