The Wind Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Fitzgerald gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fitzgerald, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.