The Late Scratch Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- LaPorta tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
LaPorta scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.