The Hamstring Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number LaPorta, that's a flag." LaPorta: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
LaPorta, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.