The Hamstring Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- A mysterious flag erases LaPorta's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
LaPorta, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.