The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
86%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
49ers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.