The Phantom Flag Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The 49ers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
79%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
49ers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.