The Garbage-Time Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Buccaneers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Buccaneers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.