The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ted Hurst III
Ted Hurst III · TB · WR
“Hurst III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hurst III's week
- Hurst III is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Hurst III gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
72%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hurst III drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ted Hurst III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ted Hurst III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ted Hurst III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.