The Late Scratch Hex of Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense
“The Buccaneers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense's week
- The Buccaneers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Buccaneers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
81%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Buccaneers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.