The Phantom Flag Hex of Theo Johnson
Theo Johnson · NYG · TE
“Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Johnson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Theo Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Theo Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Theo Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.