The Late Scratch Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hockenson's stadium. Only over Hockenson.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is already "Questionable" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.
- Hockenson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hockenson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.