The Chip-and-Release Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Questionable" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Hockenson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Hockenson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.