The Chip-and-Release Hex of T.J. Hockenson
T.J. Hockenson · MIN · TE
“Hockenson is already "Questionable" with that wrist. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hockenson's week
- Hockenson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Hockenson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hockenson, Hockenson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse T.J. Hockenson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If T.J. Hockenson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing T.J. Hockenson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.